cocktangular 

adj. something in the shape of, or resembling, a penis.

The island of Manhattan, Florida, and a beer bottle are all cocktangular.

cocktangular by Joe Neely December 28, 2005

Cocktension 

-noun
1. The tension one experiences before receiving a two eyed dose of cock.

2. What the world is held together by, but also torn apart by.

The cocktension was palpable and unfortunately, you cannot cut cocktension with a knife.

Cocktension by Harry Herring March 26, 2009

cocktangle 

Group sex in which the many/most of the participants are male, to the point that it's difficult or impossible to find a position without two or more cocks touching.

Dave: how was that orgy the other night?
Bill: not that great, 5 dudes and only 2 chicks -- a regular cocktangle.

cocktangle by mmcg1 April 7, 2011

Cockton 

A cockton is the total ejactulate measured in fluid dick ounces. A cockton is 6.125 skeetloads. One skeetload is ~3.7 ML

"Yo, u heard bout lil heffe?"
"Yeah, he came a whole cockton"

Cockton by KingSkeetCake May 29, 2016

Cockdongle 

1. A descriptive word used to vent an ill opinion of someone or something

2. A word used when attempting to express a sudden sharp pain such a stubbing one's toe.

3. Can also be combined with other curses for example; Twatdongle or maybe even shitdongle.

1. Danny is a right cockdongle!

2. *stubbs toe on doorframe* COCKDONGLE!!

Cockdongle by RossRame April 22, 2017

Cocktoss

Someone who is completely devoid of any and all common decency, or manners, and doesn't acknowledge any wrong doing on their part.

Someone who acts in an idiotic/rude manner.

Did you see that? That cocktoss just ran a red light and almost hit me!

Cocktoss by FBC82 April 16, 2019

charlie cockings

charlie *suck* cocks is a very horny bugger who loves to watch fortnite porn he shags little kids on fortnite and is known as a top predator around the area of Nigeria. Hes the only white person in his village so it makes him the odd one out and hes also the only gay one in the village he gets bullied manyier times by his companions but he still meets up with all the little kids he plays with on fortnite irl and shags them up the bum. Charlie Cockings aka Pedo Cockings rekt brudda

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charlie cockings by erectedboy69 August 26, 2019