cocksman

One who is handy with the Johnson. A pick-up artist, if you will.

You can say Adam is phoney as hell, but you can't deny he's quite a cocksman. Look at that chick he picked up. WTF? How does he do it?

by Larry Tiita August 1, 2009

Cockmander

A man who commands cocks with an iron fist.

Man that guy can control his cock like there's no tommorrow, he is one of the best cockmanders iv'e ever seen.

by Toxic Rage December 3, 2004

cocksman

A well-endowed, sexually talented male.

That fruit cake would love to get it on with a skilled young cocksman like Randy.

by Orca January 27, 2003

cockshank

To Stab someone with your Penis.
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed

Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object

My mate got cockshanked the other day, poor bugger got owned

by SpecialOps October 18, 2006

Cockaganda

When a woman finds herself in such a difficult situation that her only option is to turn to cock (or sexual intercourse) for relief.

Julia: You did WHAT with him?!
Alice: Uh.. yeah...
Julia: Just because you lost your job?!
Alice: Well, yeah. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Julia: THAT'S COCKAGANDA!

by Coocootrain July 17, 2009

cockandballtorture

lasagna

man i love cockandballtorture with my lasagna

by peepeepoopoo32 August 10, 2021

cockspank

a name given to someone who acts like a complete tool

Walking up to a teacher and telling them you are a tool, ultimately makes you a cockspank

by fred August 5, 2003