coconology 

Coconology; the study of coconuts

I recieved my bachelor degree in coconology

coconology by Cocovita April 17, 2019

cacology 

bad choice of words, muddy language, gramatically or stylisch inproper language in spoken or written form

Yo chick, are the breast, I don't cur what aneone elts say
- my dear man, i consider that a cacology!

cacology by janklamer January 24, 2009

Cocktologist 

A woman with a great knowledge of handling the cock monster. With precision speed and control she has the power to release the evil huevo juice hidden within the hairy nutsack. Cocktologists have a nack to satisfy your mushroom tip in near seconds.

This bitch sucked me off last night, i think she's a cocktologist from the school of hard cocks.

Cocktologist by ICKYTRAX October 24, 2008

cocklogger 

(noun) One who loggeth cock. A pejorative used to describe a young doe or buck unconcerned with maintaining a sustainable cock harvest.

Did you see Sally mowing dick at the gangbang? She's a serious cocklogger!

cocklogger by shizzlepizzle June 2, 2007

Cocktologist 

A professional who specialises in making cocktails.

'My best friend is a cocktologist, she is good at mixing cocktails'

(Nothing to do with handling cock at all!)

Cocktologist by keen-as-a-bean! July 13, 2011

Cockflog 

To punish a woman via insertion of the penis. The action is usually enjoyed by the woman making it an apparent contradiction.

Woman you just knocked the Playstation plug out of the wall... drop your pants you're in for a good cockflogging.

Cockflog by triggerjob June 10, 2009

Conology

The study of ice cream cones, especially in reference to size, shape, and composition

The high school student decided to go to an agricultural university in order to major in conology.

Conology by cja25 September 8, 2015