Cockmonkey

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.

Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"

by Merchant August 30, 2005

Cockhungry

The quality of yearning for, or to be in desperate need of, the male genitalia.

Cat and Hope are both extremely cockhungry, as is every other girl on the face of the earth.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Cockpunch

Not just a word, but a way of life.

Dude I'm totally going to cockpunch that guido in the Ed Hardy ensemble.

by JReid July 26, 2009

Cockfunnel

Cockfunnel \Kok-Fun-Nel; CockFonel\, Descriptive Noun:
An expletive used to elaborate on the intended parties tendencies to harvest or funnel several phallus's at once into his or hers various orifices. Reserved for describing characters lacking any real honor or moral substance.

Dude did you hear what Drew did to his ex girlfriend, That guy is such a fucking cockfunnel.

by The Seeker January 17, 2008

cockmonkey

a person that swings from cock to cock, preferably a male figure of some type.

Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."

by D bizzle and M shizzle December 5, 2003

cockmongerer

Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".

1. Go and monger some cocks, you cockmongerer

by Rac^ January 10, 2003

cockmongrel

1- A derisive term for a person of dubious worth.

2- A man who is known for sticking his penis in a wide variety of animals. His perversion does not discriminate

"You're such a cockmongrel."

"Whether cat or dog
tortoise or a hog
Cockmongrel does not care
Too dumb to know
his brain's too slow
He'll stick teh PNRZ anywhere"

by Batrastard July 2, 2003