Cockmessaged

When your boyfriend breaks upward you just as you were about to get the D.

Benjamin and I were going to fuck but he broke up with me because of that slut Cara, talk about being cockmessaged

by KateisinlovewithChris June 17, 2016

Cockmessaged

When your boyfriend breaks upward you just as you were about to get the D.

Benjamin and I were going to fuck but he broke up with me because of that slut Cara, talk about being cockmessaged

by KateisinlovewithChris June 17, 2016

Cockmotize

To entrance someone with the penis, leaving them wanting more.

I hit it so good left her Cockmotized.

by Heathan King November 21, 2016

Cockmasso

A lot of cock with nutella on it

Damn thats a big cockmasso

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

cocktorise

A person who surpasses a prick.

Joe was being a real cocktorise at work

by Horn2017 October 10, 2017

Cockromise

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend or wife, but she doesn't, so she gives you a blowjob or handjob instead.

Like compromise, but involving sex.

Hun, since you don't want to have sex tonight, can we agree to cockromise?

by The Cockmeister November 20, 2017

Cockoisseur

noun
1.
a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments about cocks (as in dicks), particularly about size, length, girth, shape, "angle of the dangle", circumcision, or lack thereof.
a connoisseur of cocks.

A prostitute could be considered a cockoisseur since her main job function involves cocks.
A urologist could also be considered a cockoisseur.

by funnydanigirl May 27, 2018