cocksiteosis

When that's all women talk about and want is cock.

person 1) Hey, she is all over my shit!
person 2) She must have the disease all women get!
person 1) WHAT!?#$
person 2) She must have the cocksiteosis!

by horsefly October 10, 2005

Cockbite

AKA. (Cocknip)The act getting frost bit on one's cock. Usually as a result of a good game of drunkin "cock dip in the icebox" or a stopwatch malfunction.

Ex. 1 - Dude, I gotta bad case of cockbite from sticking my dick in the icebox last night.

Ex. 2 - Jack Frost was really nippin at my cock last night, what a fag!

Ex. 3 - Sadly Grandpa can no longer use his cock because of that tragic snowstorm in '78, we got about 2’ 3” of snow, that we did.

by Pledge 15 September 21, 2008

Cockcited

adj.

To be excited about the cock.

1.)Used for girls/gays who enjoy cock and get excited about it.

2.) Or used for guy friends or enemies you enjoy making fun of.

Ex.1) Look at how she licked her lips when she saw that cock. She must be cockcited

Ex.2) A guy friend of yours says "DIET COCK!!!" in a joke reference to a Diet Coke. it is ok to call him "cockcited"

by Ed The Ringleader April 16, 2011

cockbite

An untrustworthy person.

"Sammy the Bull Gravano is a real cockbite," said the Dapper Don.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

COCKBITE

One who bites cock for the fun of it. One who does a deed that makes others suffer or do without. One who don't know what they're doing.

Nathan is a cockbite!!!! Nathan will cut your hours to save money for the company so he'll look good----THAT COCKBITE!!! Look at that cockbite R.U.B. trying to look like a biker.

by coastworm November 1, 2003

cockbite

A being with a love for the penis.
One who loves to sink their teeth into a big hairy one.

It has several useful forms, including;

Noun-"Fuck you, you cockbite!"
Adjective-"You cockbiting asshole!"
Verb-"You just love to cockbite, don't you?"

by pal_sch July 30, 2004

cockbite

1. A female (hopefully) that brutally interrupts the act of fellatio by biting the male's genitalia.

2. One who sucks or is douchey to such an extent that it is assumed that they are a male who uses his free time to bite other men's genitalia.

Verb: to cockbite, to bite cock Past Tense: cockbitten Past Participle: to have bitten cock, to have cockbitten Adj.: None
Adverb: cockbitingly Noun: a cockbite (plural: cockbites) or cock biter

Example 1:

Guy #1: Hey, I got a blow job.
Guy #2: Oh thanks, I definitely needed to know that. Well, uh, how was it?
Guy #1: Uh, I'd rather not talk about it.
Guy #2: Dude, you brought it up, just tell me. OOOOOHHH. I see. Cockbitten.

Example 2:
Douchebag: HEY GWYZ, JEW WANA SEE THA NU TWICK I LURNED ON MY SKATEBOORD?!?!?!!111
Douchebag's victim: No you fucking cockbite.

by ncstatemike September 29, 2012