cockumentary

It's a gay porno in the Michael Moore style.

Michael Moore is famous for his controversial cockumentaries.

by Dr.Mentary September 27, 2004

Cockflake

An insult that no one can beat

Your friend: Poop face
You: slime-donged cockflake !
Your friend: I can't beat that ...
You: IN YOUR FACE!

by Awesome McAwesom Pants August 19, 2011

cockfused

The fusing of two cocks

Reece and dylan cockfused lastnight, sounded like they enjoyed it.

by chickenwing234 December 21, 2015

Cockumentary

A cinematic adventure that is half porn, half documentary, typically consisting of an educational sexual suggestion followed by some kind of moral and/or virtuous life lesson. In this genre, the cockumentary plays emphasis on the male genitals, and is advised to be viewed by those of the female gender, or homosexual men.

Did you see that cockumentary that was playing at the theater last night?

Yeah, I thought it was fantastic! I went home, fucked my husband, then prayed about it for an hour.

by pseudomine December 7, 2009

cockumentary

A film or other visual media, centered around pornographic imagery of a penis in action.

Wow Jenn, did you see the latest film by naughty by nature productions? No? Best cockumentary of the year.

by bigolthang October 2, 2009

cockflush

An adjective used to describe a situation reminiscent of the mess that comes (or rather cums) at the end of masturbation.

I spent the first half of saturday morning dealing with the cockflush.

by CanTheSpam January 17, 2006

cockflamit

another way of saying damit or crap

cockflamit i just dropped the lube again

by fuckata yu February 25, 2008