cockcrush

When your dick gets crushed between a stone table and a girls fist

Guy sitting on table naked: hey baby
Girl: Perv
Girl: "COCKCRUSH!"
Guy: what!
Girl: "wham!!!"

by Darkangle222 April 26, 2010

cockhunger

The insatiable craving for penis.

I pissing off to the bar--gotta sate my cockhunger.

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

cockhustler

someone who may be a cockjockey,and loves to bounce(on a penis) without the addition of a saddle. Also see Murgay for a description of a human that might follow through with this word.

damn you cockhuslter stole my corn

by mr.love June 2, 2003

cockchafer

A small tight vagina that needs alot of lube!

"Man that girl was tight, a real cockchafer"

by guy murray April 6, 2007

cockchafer

1. large grey/brown beetle
2. a woman with a dried up vagina

1. "oi sean, me old mate, is that cockchafer in bed with you?"
2. "oi sean, me old mate are you gonna be SORE! you're in bed with thunderthighs the old cockchafer

by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003

Cockcrunch

A person, place or thing that crunches cock.

If a person crunches your cock, he/she would be considered a cockcrunch.

by Cpu0 August 17, 2011

Cockcussion

Concussion caused by giving too much head

He has a cockcussion from last night.

by Maria F. December 13, 2020