collision kid

Someone who bumps into the other side of life.

That girl could suddenly see the trees for the wood, not just the wood for the trees - she was a true collision kid

by The Mamma with the Quan December 11, 2007

collision

A violent and rather unpleasent meeting between two football players.

In fact, collisions are the reason behind the NFL moving to flag football.

by Leo Baker November 2, 2012

Cocasion

Its a word used when a African American is to polite to say "cracker" or "white" but doesent knos how to spell or prononce Caucasian.

African American: Hey are ah y'alls crew.......uh "Cocasion"?

Caucasian" oh lol you mean Caucasian not cocain-sion FAIL

by DA LEAPING MOHAMED April 10, 2011

Concisionist

One who advocates practicing concision when articulating feelings, thinking, analyzing, speaking, or writing.

"Concisionist" implies that there are concisionists—individuals who practice and advocate concision when feeling, thinking, analyzing, speaking, or writing, and non-concisionist, those who do not practice concision, and anti-concisionists, those who advocate communicating unconcisely, usually to prevent audiences from learning to communicate concisely and in the process getting smarter. Concisionism is the name for the ideology which advocates concise thought, analysis, speech, and/or writing.

by but for September 9, 2018

Concisionism

The ideology which advocates concise thought, analysis, speech, and/or writing and consumption.

Concisionism advocates articulating one's feelings, and thinking, analyzing, speaking, and/or writing concisely. Its adherents believe concision is so powerful that by applying it—especially at work—a nation's Gross Domestic Product will rise because workers and other professionals will communicate faster and more effectively, thereby boosting production. Another benefit of articulating things concisely is that trimming the fat from communication leaves people more time to live and that improves the quality of life and increases the amount of pleasure people can enjoy.

The members of think tanks wonder if communicating concisely would make consumers realize that they can live concisely and consume concisely, not needing to purchase unnecessary (really unneeded) products or services; be husky, plump, or obese; and stop over-consuming and also consume less.

by but for September 9, 2018

Concisionism

The ideology which advocates concise thought, analysis, speech, writing, and consumption.

Concisionism advocates articulating one's feelings, and thinking, analyzing, speaking, and/or writing concisely. Its adherents believe concision is so powerful that by applying it—especially at work—a nation's Gross Domestic Product will rise because workers and other professionals will communicate faster and more effectively, thereby boosting production. Another benefit of articulating things concisely is that trimming the fat from communication leaves people more time to live and that improves the quality of life and increases the amount of pleasure people can enjoy.

The members of think tanks wonder if communicating concisely would make consumers realize that they can live concisely and consume concisely, not needing to purchase unnecessary (really unneeded) products or services; be husky, plump, or obese; and stop over-consuming and also consume less.

by but for September 9, 2018

Cockusion

You get cockusion when giving too much head (giving head means giving a blowjob) and too hard

Kyle: Chad ain’t you getting cockusion you been suckin my dick for so long now

Chad: nah dude my head game toooo strong

Kyle: whatever you say bro
Chad: *faints in cockusion*
Kyle: I knew He should’ve taken it easy

by Gayyeeyeemaster July 4, 2020