A sexual position that is only attempted by the bravest men with iron-clad stomachs.
1. Get a girl from the club/party/kickback/hoedown/hootnanny to take you back to her house.
2. Convince her to let you fuck her in the ass.
3. Also convince her you can't get her pregnant from spelunking in her poop chute so you won't need a condom.
4. Fuck her until you cum right in her ass. And before she realizes whats going on you'll need to muster up all your constitutions and suck your own cum out of her ass.
5. When she turns around to see what all the hubbub was about, spit the jizz right in her eyes and yell "COBRA!"
6. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO WANT TO KILL YOU.
1. Get a girl from the club/party/kickback/hoedown/hootnanny to take you back to her house.
2. Convince her to let you fuck her in the ass.
3. Also convince her you can't get her pregnant from spelunking in her poop chute so you won't need a condom.
4. Fuck her until you cum right in her ass. And before she realizes whats going on you'll need to muster up all your constitutions and suck your own cum out of her ass.
5. When she turns around to see what all the hubbub was about, spit the jizz right in her eyes and yell "COBRA!"
6. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO WANT TO KILL YOU.
Kyle-"Hey dude why is that chick walking over here looking like shes going to kill someone."
Jeremy-"Holy Shit thats the girl that I gave a COBRA to last night."
Kyle-"Holy cockass we've gotta get you the fuck out of here!"
Jeremy-"Holy Shit thats the girl that I gave a COBRA to last night."
Kyle-"Holy cockass we've gotta get you the fuck out of here!"
by henchogreezy November 25, 2010
This is when you stick your balls on top of your penis and walk around saying to random people "The Cobra, it's gonna get ya". This can also lead to a snake bite.
Holy crap, this freak was walking around campus with his balls on top of his cock saying "the cobra, it's gonna get ya!"
by sirspoonsalot October 27, 2006
The Art where by a female urinates standing up. The Cobra is preformed when the female uses her index and middle finger resembling "fangs" to stretch back the labia and take aim. Thrusting pelvis is common and highly recommended.
From the front view you can see the true resemblance of the Cobra.....
From the front view you can see the true resemblance of the Cobra.....
Zayne: "Shit Jenny you should probably thrust your pelvis when you Cobra because your are pissing all over your leg"
by Beeeeman January 16, 2014
a group of terrorist in metal gear solid 3 snake eater. they are:
the pain: a dude that has wasps or hornets or whatever the hell they are-covering him.
the fear-use your thermal goggles to take him out. If you don't have your thermal goggles you're fucked.
the end-a guy that is over 100 SHIT FUCKING years old but a hell of a sniper. Father of sniping. What does that tell you?
the fury-likes to play with his flamethrower.
the sorrow-weirdest boss fight ever.
the pain: a dude that has wasps or hornets or whatever the hell they are-covering him.
the fear-use your thermal goggles to take him out. If you don't have your thermal goggles you're fucked.
the end-a guy that is over 100 SHIT FUCKING years old but a hell of a sniper. Father of sniping. What does that tell you?
the fury-likes to play with his flamethrower.
the sorrow-weirdest boss fight ever.
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