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Curvy Couch Tumors

just prior to airtime Barbie-sue, Skeeter-Larry and Carl walked on-set, assumed their position as Fox so-called News' Curvy Couch Tumors and took a call from ranting lunatic Donald Trump.
by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2019
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cooch tingles

the tingling sensation experienced in the nether regions of a female anatomy when confronted by a physically attractive male; physical attraction is expressed by the body in the form of tingles
How do you know when you're physically attracted to someone? They give you the cooch tingles!!

Girl, you know he gives you the cooch tingles!
by Jayne Lee January 9, 2007
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cooch treasure

he’s well trying to capture your cooch treasure
by theheck May 8, 2019
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Couch Troll

A creature that comes and lives on your couch. They will steal internet, food and blankets. They will come and go as they please, but they're most likely to be found on your couch in the summer months.

Couch trolls commonly eat food that requires little to no cooking or preparation, and can be eaten with one hand. Couch trolls rarely leave the couch they are currently inhabiting, they only get up to gather food, when they have angry bladder syndrome, or to move to a new couch.

If you have a couch troll inhabiting your couch, let them be, for if you try to move them they may get irritated and remove your limbs from your body.
Person 1: 'Where have all our blankets gone?'
Person 2: 'Couch troll is back'

Person 1: 'Where has all our food gone?'
Person 2: 'Couch troll is back'

Person 1: 'Why is our internet so slow?'
Person 2: 'I told you already, couch troll is back!'
by Charlie82 January 17, 2011
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cooch turd

noun. Fecal matter excreted through the vagina. This is generally caused by the presence of a recto-vaginal fistula (a small tear in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal).

synonym: queefshit.
With no bathroom in sight, Brenda clenched her ass shut tightly, but much to her chagrin, her shit passed through her fistula and plopped out her pussy as a cooch turd.
by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005
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Couch Time

Something that you have lots of once you get laid off from your job.
Once benefit of this shitty economy is that I might end up having lots of couch time!
by rghman February 9, 2009
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couch talk

Couch talk is an intimate conversation which happens between two people who aren't really that close but during the talk they open up and discover new things about each other. Usually after the couch talk the two people become much more comfortable with each other, often resulting in a friendship or even a relationship.
When did Tim and Jenny become so close?
They had the couch talk last night.
by RussianGod May 18, 2014
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