Cockshackled

1. Verb- to be absolutely drunk

2. Similiar to drunk, shitfaced or pissed. Not as drunk as Pussywipped but drunker than tipsy and squiffy.

1. Alex was completely cockshackled after the three pints and five yager bombs

2. I'm telling you, Sandra, I was absolutely cockshackled last night; off my face on the alcohol.

by JonathanCowenXX August 7, 2018

ClockBlocker

A clockblocker is when your waiting for a certain time on your phone but your friend grabs your phone and uses it so you don’t know what time it is

Samantha was waiting for it to be 12:00 am but her friend Emma used her phone without her permission. clockblocker is a person who blocks clocks kind of like a cockblocker

by Smoremallow September 28, 2018

cocksack

Noun: A person who is a flaming faggot. An asshole, a gay mother fucker!

Jake Lynch is a cocksack because he's a flaming faggot

by ANONYMOUS November 17, 2006

cocksack

a pretentious asshole who believes the people "beneath" them are the problems with the world when they themselves are in fact are the worst scum of the days

that cocksack needs to be beaten horrifically until he/she gets a taste of reality

by Bug Eatin Steve October 3, 2010

clockblocking

When you have a watch and don't tell someone the time when they really want to know for no reason what so ever.

Andrew: Hey Jake, what time is it?

Jake: (has a watch) I have no idea...sorry

Andrew: Come on man don't be clockblocking me

by Boof Casper August 22, 2011

Cocksmacking

Cocksmacking is another word to mean gay sex.

Jerry is probably busy cocksmacking with some other guy.

by iminabox July 21, 2008

Clockblock

Effectively a cockblock, only by someone who simply spends all their time doing something else.

Dude, all she does with her free time is study, its such a clockblock.

by Tbivs September 27, 2011