Craptop

A laptop computer that doesn't do what the salesman said it would, or a laptop which has seen better days.

That craptop is fucked, i think i'll throw it out the window.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

craptop

a sad exuse for a laptop

person 1:look at that little laptop its sooo cute
person 2: you mean that craptop

by beasties31 November 25, 2009

cleptopenia

Suffered by somenone who can't help himself stealing coworker's pens, although subconsciously.

Hey Jack, do you suffer from cleptopenia? It's the fourth pen you stole from my desk in the last week...

by jo_as_neo May 9, 2011

claptown

Slang for Clapham, in London.

Boy 1: Wanna go down Claptown now me bredrin?
Boy 2: What's that blud?
Boy 1: Aww wasteman, Clapham.

by Toasttt. December 25, 2007

Eric Clapton

Generally considered one of the greatest guitarists who ever walked the earth, and perhaps the greatest blues musician ever NOT born in America. For many years Clapton's work has been universally lauded by musicians and music fans as some of the best of its kind. Though as younger audiences have recently taken to denigrating his musicianship, they'd do well to note that the popular assessment of him is based mostly on the following:

1. His work with Derek and the Dominos
2. The Bluesbreakers
3. Cream
4. All his live performances
5. All other studio works (Blind Faith, The Yardbirds From the Cradle, ect.)

We'd probably all be saying Eric was the best guitarist ever if not for you-know-who.

"Wow, that Eric Clapton sure can play guitar. Too bad he's a complete sellout after the cellphone commercial."

"Yeah, I'll stick with Steve Vai. He might be tasteless and showy, but he doesn't prostitute himself. Not that anyone would pay to have sex with him, as he looks like a goblin, but you know."

by Ferdinandoftheblews March 12, 2010

eric clapton

Clapton is the greatest Guitarist to Bless this sweet earth i see u guys writing about roger waters and thats pathetic that u would compare someone like him to clapton clapton is un doubtably the god of the guitar nobody compares and nobody competes

eric clapton played in bands such as the yardbirds, cream, derek and the dominoes, blind faith, john mayalls blues breakers and he also did solo work

by Collin Johnson April 30, 2006

craptopia

n. an imperfect place or state where everyone lives in discord and everything is for the worst

Visiting the inlaws is a journey to craptopia. I moved from south central Shitville to Craptopia.

by jawsfrog1175 February 10, 2009