Clambake

The act of orally pleasing a vagina

Guy 1: Yo I threw a clambake last night, smell my musstache
Guy 2: You enjoy it?
Guy 1: I'd funnel it if i could!

by Mussstachio November 3, 2009

clambake

1) The act of smoking marijuana in an enclosed space, esp. when the space is particularly small and cramped.

All 6 of us had a clambake and smoked that fatty in my bathroom with the door closed and when we came out our eyes were all glassy and bloodshot.

by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003

Dwarf Clambake

A gangbang involving 7 or more dwarves and a full size female pornstar

Because of her aversion to little people Jenna Jameson was paid an extra $2 million to perform a "dwarf clambake" in the movie A Midsummer Night's Ream

by Dwarf Boy October 20, 2008

Clambake

A party at which females greatly outnumber males.

You go to a house party but it's filled with women who just went to a baby shower together, you are one of a handful of men so it's a "clambake".

by Oliver L. the wordsmith August 26, 2013

Clambake

A lesbian orgy.

Man I walked into the best Clambake! Those ladies needed some of my meat missile!

by Prickly Balls November 16, 2020

clambake

Someone who opens their yap when things get hot.

Lou: Er Chief something about that looks fishy
Wiggum: You got a suspicious mind. You remind me of that Elvis song Clambake because you open your yap when things get hot.

by Langdon Olger October 26, 2015

canadian clambake

While penetrating your Canadian bitch, you shove your cock balls deep into her asshole and realese your man juice, letting the cum ooze out of there onto a clam shell, then make her suck it out, like a raw clam

Yo John Canadian clambaked his woman last night at the party. Shit was crazy

by Lloyd banks January 5, 2014