Churvice is a word invinted by a brilliant man surrounded by brilliant people at around 3:00 A.M. April 12, 2009, its origin is from the words "church" and "service" made easier by saying churvice.
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Get the Churvice mug.When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.
Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.
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1.) To be or acting like a cum dumpster.
2.) Having to or pertaining to a cum dumping whore.
1.) To be or acting like a cum dumpster.
2.) Having to or pertaining to a cum dumping whore.
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Gerald: He took a sick day.
Larry: After all that faux activity in the past weeks, he must be churned out.
Gerald: He took a sick day.
Larry: After all that faux activity in the past weeks, he must be churned out.
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Get the churned out mug.1. The rate at which new employees vacate a given job or company, based on dissatisfaction with bad work conditions.
2. The rate at which a person's previous meal vacates his or her stomach, based on the intensity of their vomitting.
3. The rate at which a man's semen vacates his testicles, prostate, and Cowper's glands, based on the intensity of masturbation.
2. The rate at which a person's previous meal vacates his or her stomach, based on the intensity of their vomitting.
3. The rate at which a man's semen vacates his testicles, prostate, and Cowper's glands, based on the intensity of masturbation.
All: Yale's MBA program postulates the "Churn Rate Paradigm" as:
Client's churn rate = k(worker's stomach churn rate) = k(new worker's churn rate)
The intervariable relation is proportional and geometric.
1. The new-employee churn rate at my previous job was really high.
2. The work itself was nauseating. I would vomit at least twice a day. On high traffic days, employee stomach churn rate was even higher.
3. It was a mopping job at a sperm bank/peep show/gay brothel (delete as appropriate). For some reason, I always ended up with the highest clientele churn rate. I hated that job. I'm going back to Taco Bell.
Client's churn rate = k(worker's stomach churn rate) = k(new worker's churn rate)
The intervariable relation is proportional and geometric.
1. The new-employee churn rate at my previous job was really high.
2. The work itself was nauseating. I would vomit at least twice a day. On high traffic days, employee stomach churn rate was even higher.
3. It was a mopping job at a sperm bank/peep show/gay brothel (delete as appropriate). For some reason, I always ended up with the highest clientele churn rate. I hated that job. I'm going back to Taco Bell.
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