An endearing term that Glasgow people use for anyone who does not live within 4 miles of Glasgow. Also a choocter is anyone who says ken when they mean “you know”.
So where you fay choochter?
Still shaggin sheep in choochter land?
A ya dirty sheep shagging choochter!
Still shaggin sheep in choochter land?
A ya dirty sheep shagging choochter!
by McShug November 16, 2010
Get the Choochter mug.A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.
"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"
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The act of autoerotic asphyxiation. The guilty party will choke him or herself in some manner in order to heighten the sense of pleasure during an orgasm. Can be dangerous, causing possible death.
by Jesus2 November 5, 2006
Get the chokesterbating mug.An unpleasant slang term which is often used by lowland/city Scots to describe those who live in the highlands and isles of Scotland.
The opposite to a choocter is a 'toonser', or 'townser', which means a Scot who lives in a town or city.
The opposite to a choocter is a 'toonser', or 'townser', which means a Scot who lives in a town or city.
by kiltmaster September 9, 2009
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Get the cholesterol mug.A person with the innate ability to look like everyone else; a crazy bastard, you dont even know what he can do!
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