choob

Scottish slang for someone who is an idiot or slightly dim-witted

I'm pure dead brilliant and that man
No youse no, youse a right choob you ken that

by Sir Clive May 24, 2008

chorby

a chorby is usually a paper towel roll or a coke bottle/can, packed with dryer sheets in order to change the smell of the smoke blown through it. Apparently the name originated in Kentucky.

Dude, the RA lives right next door! USE THE FUCKING CHORBY!

by kmann February 8, 2005

Chooky

The art of leaving a social event in the midst of fun and games, and be dragged home by the testicles that your girlfriend has a firm grip of, then to say you shall be back in 1 hour precisely, only to never turn up at all.

"To do a chooky"

Chooky - "Back in an hour guys"
1 hour later...

Azmoden - "Where the f#$k is chooky?"

by sid January 14, 2004

Choobtastic

A way to express how funny something is...normally a hilarious moment that is past tense but can be used for present tense when talking about something u like...

I hope this pool is choobtastic

Your mom was choobtastic in the bed

by Greg Olding June 11, 2008

Chooblet

The worst form of a noob. Often used in gaming. Someone who had just registered and doesn't know how to do anything.

When Hali began playing runescape she didn't even know how to walk. She asked Nick for help and all he did was call her a Chooblet!

by LoveMeOrHateMeURNeverGonnaBeMe September 8, 2010

Choobassi

Green plants that grow from the earth; often used to get high with.

Not to be confused with it's counterpart- Negative Noonassi

"Dude, that choobassi got me feelin good".
"Where can i find a bag of choobassi?"

by Allibaba November 14, 2012

Choobering

Chugging or otherwise rapidly consuming a liquid in an impressive show of skill and dominance. The more faster and more casually you can choober something, the cooler it is.

"I almost choked while I was choobering my Kool-Aid. I thought I was going to drown."

by Dazork June 28, 2022