chonged

Chonged - shitfaced, aired, fucked up, screwed, stoned, high, ditzy, fuzzed.

One of my mates came into work/school today totally chonged

by Shadow April 25, 2005

Chonger

A term to describe anything. It can be used as a verb or a noun.

Austin: "Just got a chonger sized sale!"
Austin: "What do you chongers want for lunch?"
Austin: "You better show up or else you are chongered."

by The SF Dragon July 18, 2018

chonked in the dot

Literally - fucked in the arse.
Metaphorically - screwed over, cheated

That car service cost me a grand. I got chonked in the dot.

by Sweet Electrical Hum October 18, 2008

Chongled

Your state of mind when you’re absolutely mongled out of your head from the amount of weed you smoked supplied from your Asian weed friend

Mate I’m fucking chongled off my head

by Blowmydijk January 15, 2020

chonkey

large in size

wow that cat is chonkey

by yuehhhhhhhhhhhhhbh January 5, 2021

Chonken

A fat chicken
A very fat chicken
A fat nugget

Woah! Thats a massive chonken!

by Azcat March 8, 2022

absolute chonker

(noun) A cat that would be defined as chonker but instead is even larger and more photogenic.

Friend: Who is that extra large lad over there?

Other Friend: Oh that is just my neighbors cat, he is an absolute chonker.

by ThisOnesForYouLucasAndIzzy November 15, 2019