Rug Chomper

Lesbian muff action or fishing for carpet.

she's a rug chomper.

by MEESHEEE March 22, 2009

Competitively Racist

Unlike being casually racist which is in a less serious and often lighthearted jab between friends or in a friendly setting where political correctness is a non issue, competitively racist is a serious form of racism calling for the violence or even genocide of a race in a serious matter (regardless of skin tone anyone can be competitively racist)

Those black lives matter folks said "kill all white people" they are competitively racist

by insanegod October 6, 2018

competent

Being able to do things well.

Donald wasn't competent at business. He went bankrupt thrice.

by Ereck Flowers July 2, 2016

choad chomper

a man/woman who enjoys munching on a fat mans penis, in this case the penis is as long as it is wide.

man: "hey honey fancy a suck on the circular sausage?"

woman: "only if i can have some cream with it"

man2:Wow that woman is a choad chomper.

by Jack Richardson May 28, 2008

choice and competition

Knowing that Americans believe in free market capitalism, regulated by "choice and competition", the Obama administration uses these poll tested words to refer to their government run health care plan in order to distort the fact that the government can print it's own money, an ability that puts private insurers at a significant handicap if in "competition" with Uncle Sam. A fact that will drive all but the richest people out of the private system and into what the Obama administration really wants; total government control.

I sure love the beer barn for drinkin' beer and playin' pool, but it'd sure help "choice and competition" if the federal government came and setup a "Fed Barn" next door that sells beers for 5 cents a pop after it takes the other 3 dollars out of my paycheck regardless of what bar I go to.

by default013 September 30, 2009

Competitive Cheerleader

A girl or boy who competes in cheerleading competitions with their cheer team. They are strong, spirited, and sportsmanlike. They flip, twist, and bend their bodies into pretzel forms. They perform two minute and thirty second routines consisting of stunts, jumps, tumbling, and dance, complete with a variety of exaggerated facial expressions. They are committed to their sport and their team. Cheerleading is their passion.

Erica on Cheer Extreme is a a very talented competitive cheerleader

by thecheerforcegirl April 20, 2011

Do you compete?

Asking someone if they compete implies their physique is nice and enough for a physique competition.

This is the highest form of compliment. Popularized by Soosh, this is a sure fire way to get a rockets number.

"Hey do you compete?"

"Haha, no but maybe some day, what's your instagram?"
"@Chaz_is_poor"

by Chazizpoor February 17, 2021