christer

Christer is the synonym for a humble man usually with a very BIG (monster) penis. A ladies man known to send ladies on a trip to the paradise. You never find Christer, he finds you. The voice of Christer turns the blood to ice. Christer is rough with roughnecks. Never point a gun at a Christer, his Gun is bigger!
He who looks upon a Christer's penis will either have a traumatic experience or will be hypnotised. When the Christee asks, you answer. It is terror for the evil man to awake in darkness and see The Christers penis.

Don't fuck with Christer or He fucks you blind!

by Urban af Legend February 17, 2017

ephrata cloister

Someone that is a hot fucking mess. Also something that you thought would be delicious and it just gave you extreme gas

That Doris woman is a real Ephrata Cloister. That Thai food hit me like an Ephrata Cloister

by Biatch Please September 11, 2016

chonster

1) a crony who did somethin foolish
2) someone not worth name calling but behind his back
3) a discolored vagina
4) a vagina blanketed in moles

"you fucking chonster, quit knocking pool balls off the table"

"yeah, fuck that chonster"

"ugh...look at the chonster on that mom"

"i licked it....and it was a chonster ::shame::"

by Will Sharp October 5, 2005

oyster cloister

A pimple found on the folds of the vagina just below the clitoris.

Sex is gonna hurt until I pop this oyster cloister.

by Phil Loves Trish December 2, 2010

Christer

Someone who only goes to church on Christmas and Easter, normally people who grew up Christian and are guilt-tripped into attending on these special days by their parents, spouses, etc. The word combines 'Easter' and 'Christmas.'

Dude, we'd better get to church super early today or we won't get a seat-- all those stupid Christers keep taking them!

by Eva Kate February 24, 2007

christer

sister in christ. the words christ + sister = christer.

i am your christer, megan.

by babylovebubbles April 30, 2006

Chouster

Slang term used to describe the male reproductive organ.

May also be said as 'manchouster'.

"That sucks chouster."

by Scott/Callum May 16, 2004