clobber-knocker

A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.

Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.

by Matt October 31, 2004

Clobber (ClobberClobber)

a very epic gamer

Joe: Clobber (ClobberClobber) is very epic

Deez: yes

by ClobberClobber May 30, 2021

clobber the kleenex

Having a sexual affair with klenex brand tissue.

by Scotty May 21, 2003

Clobberate

The act of clobbering someone into doing it your way.

I knew we needed to do it my way, but we had to clobberate first.

by Twist3r November 21, 2010

clobber

To absolutely dominate your partner in a sexual intercourse.

Im going to Clobber you tonight

by Venafix April 19, 2019

Meat Clobbers

Swollen hands that are so swoll you cant even see the soup can you're holding.

Dude i went to the Dr and he said I have Carpel Tunnel . My hands are swoll as fuck and everyone is calling me meat clobbers!

by Bozoshreadz October 5, 2016

clobbered

To be completely out of your mind intoxicated.

Last night I drank A LOT of alcohol, I was clobbered.

I really wanna get clobbered at the party this weekend.

by Lyss Pliss June 5, 2006