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walking strand of chlamydia

this broad i was seeing last semester but now i don't cuz she's a fuckin whore and i just imagine that she's a giant walking strand of the claps and i don't wanna be around her
fuckin whore needs to quit diving between everyone's legs she meets fuckin...fuck!
by asshole January 21, 2004
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Chlamydia

A std which only boys name Tom contract
Fucking hell dan you’ve got chlamydia like that Tom bloke
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
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Chlamydia

Chlamydia is a sexually transmitted disease, it is curable. Having a 30% chance of having it is a lot.
Oh my God Lauren and Sophie have Chlamydia.
by Runihura March 17, 2022
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Anglo saxon chlamydia

Do you think the anglo saxons played bean boozle?
No i think they were more preocupied with anglo saxon chlamydia...
by courgettebluebellsandmore November 28, 2023
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Chlamydia Dragon

When a dragon pees fire, it’s actually just chlamydia
Why wasn’t chlamydia dragon a plot line in GOT?
by Bill Gluckman 14 April 8, 2021
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chlamydia

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

i’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.

harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”

simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”
i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today
by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018
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chlamydia

this words stands for a boy and a girl. not just any boy and girl. boys and girls who are absolutely disgusting and do very bad things. usually the boy is 17 and the girl is around 3 years younger. if you know any of these people you should stay FAR FAR FAR AWAY!!!
boy1: yo you see that 15 year old girl w that 17 year old boy??

boys 2: yeah dude that’s a chlamydia group we need to stay away.
by chlamydia’s bestie December 22, 2019
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