When someone tries to be funny around a group of people and no one laughs. You can also get chirped even if you don't mean to be funny. This idea was taken from when comedians tell jokes and it is very silent so you hear the crickets chirping.
1: A stupid person who says stupid shit no one cares about.
2: the small grunt made just before busting your nut.
3: the sound your dick makes while cumming.
1: Chris never knows when to shut the hell up. He sure is a dick chirp.
2: Everytime I have sex with Bobby, henpulls a dick chirp.
3: last night my dick chirped when I blew my load on that dead hooker.
The real usage is derived from the walkie talkie feature on phones, but the meaning is broad and encompasses various facets of life.
Scheming on girls/guys: Yea, I have been chirping at her for a while but she won't let me hit it.
Doing stuff: I am way too busy, I will chirp at that later.
Nonsense: I don't give a chirp...She let me see her chirp....Chirptastic...
Basically your imagination is your limit
"Oh the one where I chirp down really hard and then smack you with my chirpies?! "
-Girl referring to a sexual move she does