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When someone tries to be funny around a group of people and no one laughs. You can also get chirped even if you don't mean to be funny. This idea was taken from when comedians tell jokes and it is very silent so you hear the crickets chirping.
Sean: Dude! I just fucked 3 chicks yesterday....

*Silence*

Brett: Chirp, dude
Chirp by Manson55569 July 17, 2011

Dick Chirp 

1: A stupid person who says stupid shit no one cares about.
2: the small grunt made just before busting your nut.
3: the sound your dick makes while cumming.
1: Chris never knows when to shut the hell up. He sure is a dick chirp.
2: Everytime I have sex with Bobby, henpulls a dick chirp.
3: last night my dick chirped when I blew my load on that dead hooker.
Dick Chirp by Zoomzoompow October 24, 2011

zoom chirp 

The incessant chirp of smoke detectors in the backyard of zoom meetings that need their battery replaced.
The fucking zoom chirp throughout the meeting drove me insane! Change the damn smoke detector battery already!
zoom chirp by jokergman October 13, 2020
To chirp(s) a girl is too chat them up
you see that girl over there i'm gonna go and chirps to her
Chirp by P.Albone (Nox Noctics) October 6, 2003
The real usage is derived from the walkie talkie feature on phones, but the meaning is broad and encompasses various facets of life.

Scheming on girls/guys: Yea, I have been chirping at her for a while but she won't let me hit it.
Doing stuff: I am way too busy, I will chirp at that later.
Nonsense: I don't give a chirp...She let me see her chirp....Chirptastic...
Basically your imagination is your limit
"Oh the one where I chirp down really hard and then smack you with my chirpies?! "
-Girl referring to a sexual move she does
chirp by Trondaddy January 15, 2009

*crickets chirp* 

This is wat u say when a joke obviously isnt funny and u want the other person to kno it
tard: HEY WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
you: *sigh*
tard: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
you: *crickets chirp*
*crickets chirp* by el waldo November 30, 2006