by starchyboy June 30, 2008
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She... frequents thechive.com.
occasionally submits pictures of herself looking sexy
knows and loves DAR.
takes joy in witnessing the epic fails of others.
is the perfect woman.
She... frequents thechive.com.
occasionally submits pictures of herself looking sexy
knows and loves DAR.
takes joy in witnessing the epic fails of others.
is the perfect woman.
by MeMilan37 June 2, 2011
Get the Chivette mug.A female who is a regular reader of theChive.com, is familiar with the DAR, DMA and the other awesomeness that is theChive.com. Known for being laid back, able to keep calm, have a good time and enjoy the more awesome things in life mixed with randomness and the occasional motivational poster. Is comfortable with her sexuality and usually willing to share photographs of herself for hump day, the DAR, DMA, or just for the simple sake of sharing stress-relieving and sexy imagery with the other Chivers.
Generally recognized as being part of a larger whole that is the Chiver community, will welcome other Chivers into their life for at least the length of a photo or a beer.
Always responds to a call of "Chive on!"
Generally recognized as being part of a larger whole that is the Chiver community, will welcome other Chivers into their life for at least the length of a photo or a beer.
Always responds to a call of "Chive on!"
I thought that girl was amazing when I first met her, right up until I found out she was a Chivette. Now I know she's perfect.
by SquishyFlint December 5, 2011
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Get the Chiclett mug.A female who posts semi-nude pictures to twitter & other social media under the hashtag #Chivette to gain attention & followers. Chivettes will post pics being as naked as possible but mostly refusing to show nipples.
As a chivette, anyone willing to show most of their breasts can become adored and feel wanted without the normal difficulties of having a boyfriend (i.e. giving bj's, swallowing, accompany him to free dinners/movies, etc)
A chivette does not like "negative" attention, you are not to call her out for posting semi-nude provocative pictures. This is frowned upon as the chivette posts semi-nude photos under the guise of "freedom" & "self-expression". You are not to say anything sexually explicit regarding her nude pics, "beg" for more pics, or more nudity.
Once a chivette gains a sufficient amount of followers the semi-nude/nude pics become less frequently tweeted and replaced by things such as: what she ate, cat pics, meme's, and useless platitudes about life or proverbs/quotes. At this point the chivette will begin to lose some followers. Eventually the chivette will begin posting provocative pics to regain followers as only her White Knight followers remain to tell her exciting her cat pics are.
Most of the White Knights also buy the Chivette's gift packages or various other items like branded beer, green towels/shirts, etc. In return the White Knights get nothing nor do they deem it acceptable to get something, the true mark of a White Knight.
As a chivette, anyone willing to show most of their breasts can become adored and feel wanted without the normal difficulties of having a boyfriend (i.e. giving bj's, swallowing, accompany him to free dinners/movies, etc)
A chivette does not like "negative" attention, you are not to call her out for posting semi-nude provocative pictures. This is frowned upon as the chivette posts semi-nude photos under the guise of "freedom" & "self-expression". You are not to say anything sexually explicit regarding her nude pics, "beg" for more pics, or more nudity.
Once a chivette gains a sufficient amount of followers the semi-nude/nude pics become less frequently tweeted and replaced by things such as: what she ate, cat pics, meme's, and useless platitudes about life or proverbs/quotes. At this point the chivette will begin to lose some followers. Eventually the chivette will begin posting provocative pics to regain followers as only her White Knight followers remain to tell her exciting her cat pics are.
Most of the White Knights also buy the Chivette's gift packages or various other items like branded beer, green towels/shirts, etc. In return the White Knights get nothing nor do they deem it acceptable to get something, the true mark of a White Knight.
Person 1: Did you see that pic of the girl on twitter, you can almost see her nipples?
Person 2: Yeah, she's a chivette posting pics for attention but won't show her nipples.
Person 1: No, that doesn't make sense, I think she might show her nipples in her next photo you can almost see them already.
Person 2: Ok bro I like that you're staying positive, you keep going through the cat pics and memes, maybe you will get lucky eventually.
Person 2: Yeah, she's a chivette posting pics for attention but won't show her nipples.
Person 1: No, that doesn't make sense, I think she might show her nipples in her next photo you can almost see them already.
Person 2: Ok bro I like that you're staying positive, you keep going through the cat pics and memes, maybe you will get lucky eventually.
by wordboss-502 July 12, 2015
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