Chimpanzees

Don't use dick size in sexual selection.

Iam "He says chimpanzees don't even use dick size in sexual selection."

Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"

Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."

Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Chimpanzee Frown

It is the precise antithesis of a chimpanzee smile. The ultimate expression of despair.

The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.

by m o g w a i June 27, 2007

Chimpanzee Bitchslap

When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.

"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."

by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013

Chipanzees

Usually a word used commonly by Olivius Murphius species

I went to the zoo and saw the CHIPANZEES.

by Cwigs1216 April 21, 2019

chimpanzee

a stabbing tool

"I will stab you with a chimpanzee!"
"K"
-Texting

by Xexdeh January 11, 2020

chimpanzeeheadass

Basically a common bypass on popular game roblox that you can say.

Player 1: Hey dude

Player 2: chimpanzeeheadass.

by DuckyWucky November 16, 2020

Cuckpanzee

A pansexual Gen Z cuckold.

The cuckpanzee complex is formed at a young age and by excessive masturbation coupled with unrestricted access to online pornography.

A cuckpanzee doesn't care what gets the pussy as long as it isn't their self and they get to watch while fapping furiously

by Dang Bo July 31, 2021