Clapping them alien cheeks

The act of having sex with an Area 51 alien after or during the September 20 raid, usually in a meme context.

Hey Michael, are you going to the Area 51 raid next week?
Yeah, I’m gonna be clapping them alien cheeks

by Meer0000000 August 2, 2019

crapping flu

when a person has the stomach flu and continues to visit the bathroom to take a crap every 5 minutes

i have been going to the bathroom nonstop. i have the crapping flu.

by betbug February 11, 2009

Crapping Negative

Constant whining or negative comments, statements and attitude. Regardless of how great something is this person will always find a way to crap negative all over it. Being around them or reading their comments for too long makes you want to kick kittens. You find them especially on Facebook or other forms of social networking.

(as might be posted on social media sites)

"I should be happy that I just won the mega lotto, but I have to pay a butt load of taxes on the money and will probably die before I can spend it. FML.. sorry to be crapping negative.. I just hate my life."

by MidwesternMamaH December 28, 2010

clam clapping

An intense version of the scissor technique used by lesbians. The two girls would crisscross their legs and pound away accordingly.

Sarah and Laura were caught clam clapping before their softball game.

by ILearnedFromLesbians August 11, 2014

chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

by I got you back July 19, 2009

Talc clapping

The action of a old man masturbating yet when he ejaculates he is so old it comes out as dust rather than fluid.

We walked in the room we caugh the old man talc clapping, all over himself.

by Nata Sol November 9, 2017

chipping

To occaisonally or recreationally use heroin without becoming trully addicted.

I've been chipping for years, but I'm lucky I've never got hooked and had to experience withdrawl symptoms.

by Ed Loverooni January 20, 2008