sales and cervix

Refers to a “total care and satisfaction” practice whereby da company’s employees bribe customers wif da “ultimate favor” if they will buy said establishment’s products and/or otherwise do business wif said vendor.

Good luck on asking da luscious looker behind da counter of an adult-products store about “sales and cervix” --- just because they do indeed sell dildos and love-dolls doesn’t mean dat da employees themselves will actually provide you wif “da real thing”.

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

Cervix

Where your period comes from

oh that thing the cervix

by anonymous April 3, 2024

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by Geometry dashing July 5, 2025

Cervix Bruiser

A penis so large that it can and will bruise any cervix or bussy (large cock)

My friends dick is so big it's a cervix Bruiser

by dtk801 March 25, 2025

Cervix Slayer

Someone that has a penis large enough to kill a few cervixes.

Jess’ tinder date last night was a cervix slayer and she couldn’t work this morning.

by Akbrock June 17, 2024

sails and cervix

What a horny dude would hope dat da hot female skippers of a schooner-tours company would offer.

When booking an outing with a seaside shop offering “sails and cervix” package-tours, one should make sure to ask if their standard price includes having your gorgeous guide spread her legs for you, or if said delightful “extra” actually COSTS “extra”!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

Secret Cervix

E deliciously fried cheese curd you eat at midnight. Usually while in a intoxicated state.

I was so drunk last night that I ate secret cervix till the sun came up.

by Bob the manic depressive March 20, 2023