Whatever Caulks Your Wagon

"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.

ME: I'm gonna fuck MAD BITCHES

Hunter: Hey man, whatever caulks your wagon.

by RCampz November 9, 2009

Caulk the wagon and float it

to stick your dick in a girl doggy and then pick her ass up and bounce it on you

dont bend your hips, dont ask her to do it; just caulk the wagon and float it.

by Blake the amazin October 3, 2007

pussy juice caulking

When a females vaginal area starts to leave a stench

I can smell your pussy juice caulking from over here

by David Shcwimmer June 9, 2018

Caulking the tub

Precisely depositing semen while showering or bathing.

“Enough of the abhorrent rat race for the day, time to get to caulking the tub.”

by iovtheedragon June 21, 2025

Caulk

Caulk. It’s a universal term.

can be used anywhere, anytime.

“wow he’s so Caulk”
“It’s caulk I guess”
“Damn I’m gonna caulk”

by Caulk Life April 6, 2023

Hires-Caulk

An individual who is long dicked but is usually lacking in girth. One who cannot stand for a girthy bastard.

Ole boy Hires-caulk was hitting it dirty on that hooker last night.

by Donkeykongbong May 14, 2022

Caulking Vents

Performing fellatio on The Game.

There go GL caulking vents again.

by ###6 August 20, 2019