Catching the Crazy Turkey

An unknown sex act of questionable ethics and origin, possibly involving an actual turkey.

MLP_Michael was last seen catching the crazy turkey in LindsayTuggLife's bed.

by JuicyHippoTime December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

If you don't know then its too wild for you. Gobble gobble baby. Starts with a wild turkey and then ends with sex in a bed. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken, I don't know.

Me and my girl were catching the crazy turkey last night.

by Shakoom December 13, 2014

Catching Jokes

Used by some to describe the regular consumption of alcohol to excess, rendering one incapable of motor control or muscular integrity. Despite the suggestion implicit in the phrase, there is in fact nothing amusing or comical about such a situation. It is in fact a dark and rather pathetic state of affairs.

Use of phrase especially favoured by alcoholic apologists. (See dickhead)

"I am just catching jokes"

by H638391 May 18, 2008

Catching Plays

Setting up something to to do: Chilling with friends; Pulling hoes; Fucking mad bitches. Having something set up for you and your friends.

Jalen and I are cathing plays tonight.
Allante catching plays without me.
Im catching me a play or two tonight

by presco June 22, 2011

Catching Crabs

When your pubic area is itchy and dirty after banging many people

Stink John was out catching crabs after he was banging the homeless lady on New Year's Day in Philadelphia

by Centimeter J June 11, 2019

catching z's

To sleep, rest, or take a nap

I was catching z's during study hall.

by Jeff Carter January 17, 2005

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Said by Ryan Haywood of Achievement Hunter. A sex thing.
If you don't know what it is, then it's too wild for you.

"Man did you hear what John and Macy were doing last night?"
"Yeah man, John said he was Catching the Crazy Turkey."
"Whoaaa.

by Panicube December 13, 2014