Rusty Charmander

When some dude is getting all hot and sweaty with some girl on a cold evening, then she totally doesn't want his cold meat package in her puss. So she takes out a lighter and holds it up to her bumhole then backs that thing up next to his junk. Then she lets out a huge shart, allowing the steamy flamed up shards of poopoo warm up his cock for ultimate warm pleasure on the cold sexy night.

It was cold the other night because my heater broke, so my girl gave me a rusty charmander to warm me up

by cockmaster93 December 20, 2010

Charmander

noun 1.)A hot ginger. 2.)An attractive redhead.

Rupert Grint is a charmander.

by anapinkk January 23, 2009

coriandered

something has been influenced by Something Asian

Paul's been coriandered

by Eeericah May 14, 2017

Charmander

A evil spirited Tik Tok E boy who is the leading cause of cancer.

If you come across this Tik Tok evil demon spawn, turn of the power in your house and hope your not too late.

Hey did you see that weird Tik Tok who is named Charmander?

Turn off your power he is going to come get you!

by JesusChristSuperStar6.9 May 12, 2020

charmandering

lighting your asshole on fire and proceed to take a shit

Taco Bell shits are worse than charmandering

by CockAndBallDictionarium June 20, 2020

Cassander

Best person ever has a friend called Tom and Cassander is the smartest most charming person ever and handsome, normally has a

Your the best Cassander

by 1111323 September 15, 2020

Charmandering

The act of lighting your ex pet bunny on fire and then spilling paprika on it when you're throwing a plastic Walmart Pokeball at it

Ex: Brb I'm going to kiss my kid goodnight
you: ok
you: *looks at bunny* I will do it
5 mins later
Ex: I'm back, sorry I'm la- OH MY GOD
You: IM CHARMANDERING YOUR F*CKING PET

by Just a man on urban March 20, 2022