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Cavinism

When you end up having intercourse with a virgin while she is extremely intoxicated, while on her period and you are completely sober.
Dude the cavinism last night was the greatest, although I feel like I'm going to regret this later today.

Man shes always complaining that she lost her virginity during cavinism.
by Good Driver Discount December 11, 2010
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Social Darwinism

The delusion that predatory, parasitic and anti-social behavior is a superior evolutionary adaptive strategy in all situations for all species. No relation to Charles Darwin, evolutionary biology or any scientific field. The delusion is directly contradicted by all scientific evidence. See Sociobiology or evolutionary biology.

A pseudo-philosophical rationalization for atavistic and degenerate behaviors among bastardized Protestant extremist sects. No association with Charles Darwin or any scientific field.
When the senile coal company executive was confronted by a youth for destroying the world he rambled incoherently about Social Darwinism and called the youth a damned socialist terrorist.
by Harold13 March 17, 2019
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Calvinism

A theological system made up by Augustine of Hippo, further systematized by the arriving of John Calvin. It teaches double-predestination; fatalism.
Argues for Calvinism with a Christian predestined to argue against Calvinism.
by PourSonFils.com August 13, 2014
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reverse darwinism

a situation in which a less evolved species is better equipped to survive than a more evolved creature
"if you think about it isnt really reverse darwinism, as much as bigger picture darwinism, if you will." -igby goes down
by steve carr August 25, 2003
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Barwinism

Barwinism is a set of concepts that relates procreation with the idea that the human standard, as it relates to choosing a mate, is directly proportionate to the number of drinks that species consumes.

Barwanism dictates that the drunkest will lower their expectations and have sex in an ally, gutter, field, bathroom stall, back of a pickup, on a rooftop, on your moms bed with your mom sleeping next to you, etc. with no, or little, concern for the consequences. Thus producing a catalyst that will bear fruit nine months post orgasm.
"All three of my kids were a direct result of barwinism."
by DDDALLAS November 23, 2011
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Venereal Darwinism

When the STD you already posses overpowers and defeats those of the STD that you've contracted from your latest conquest.
Ryneaux: Dude, aren't you worried about hooking up with that chick raw-dog? I hear she's got the herp!

Mocha: Naw, its gravy. I've already got AIDS, its like Rock vs. Scissors. Venereal Darwinism dude. The strongest survives inside.
by The Mocha November 27, 2012
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Viral Darwinism

Natural selection as observed by Charles Darwin; the survival of those who can comprehend the nature of a virus.
'The "protesters" are proudly hastening their own extinction', she thought, as they chanted the name of their ignorant leader. 'Many of them will die in a fog of pure Viral Darwinism.'
by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2020
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