cartmancore

Anything pertaining to Eric Cartman or his personality.

"That stupid fucking autistic girl is posting cartmancore edits in the groupchat, can you ban her?"

by cyberfencer April 2, 2023

Every Kyle's got a Cartman.

For every person that does good, they will also have someone who will show hate towards them.

Coined by George Watsky in his song "4am".

Cartman - A character from "South Park" who generally hates on everyone and everything.

Kyle - Another character from "South Park" who usually strives for good and has strong morals.

Cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of Kyle.

Guy 1 - "I'm always trying to do things out of the goodness of my heart, but I am always made fun of it by this one guy."

Guy 2 - "Hey, every Kyle's got a Cartman."

by Imma KNIGHT November 11, 2013

Cartman

Possibly and most likely the funniest cartoon charactar of all time. he stars in the show South Park, a moutain town in Colorado. Cartman is a fat,spoiled kid whos mom is a hermaphrodite. he also Hates Jews especially Kyle. Cartman is always ripping on him for being a Jew.

Cartman:Fuck you you dirty jewbag!!!

Kyle:Screw you!!!

by yomommasucksyodaddy! March 26, 2008

liane cartman

Liane cartman is the biggest slut in all of south park.

liane cartman is such a slut.

by Cartman's mom is a slut December 9, 2020

Cartman

Eric Cartman, who goes by Cartman, is possibly the funniest television character in history, and in my opinion, always will be. He is everything that is racist, stupid, ignorant, and wrong. He's also extremely fat. He hangs out with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick, and sometimes Butters. He is always making a new plan to make money or get revenge on someone. Some of his best known quotes are: "No kitty, that's my pot pie! NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY - MOOOOOM! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!", and "Screw you guys, I'm going home". He uses the words "weak" and "sweet" a lot. He is spoiled by his slutty mother/father and whines to get anything he wants. His hobby is watching Terrance and Phillip while eating cheesy poofs, snacky cakes, pot pies, or powdered donut pancake surprise.

Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Stan: But Cartman, we're trying to-
Cartman: AH - Screw you guys, home.

by synyster44 September 1, 2009

Cartman

One whose ego is so big, they do mental gymnastics to make themselves a part of things and convince themselves they're awesome, when really, they're just douchebags.

You had nothing to do with that joke, Cartman!

by K. Brotha Flovski September 30, 2009

cartman singer

A person who sings like cartman from south park. These people have the ability to sing so badly that its good.

kyle:*singing poker face badly*
john:*laughing*dude keep singing your such a cartman singer.

by makutassead November 10, 2009