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Carternese

A three credit class where you must be equal to or below 5' 3" to take.
I studied for hours for my Carternese test, and I still failed. Did you just reply with "no" to every text message?
by TheOneWhoFallsALot July 11, 2018
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Carterism

The act of controlling a girlfriend to the extent of losing her social life
"Gavin you need to stop your practicing carterism!!!"
"I'm sorry i didn't mean to i'll stop."
by 2813970128 August 27, 2019
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Carteret County

by herndonium June 18, 2022
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Cartered

Cartered (verb) car-terd : the act of one being rightly spunked on from a tranny and also being used as a handheld fleshlight
Example: Was such a hard day at work today, felt like I got cartered
by Jimm12200 November 9, 2022
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Cartered

Being cartered is when your bed gets contaminated by someone else's semen.
Carter : Yo chris you cartered my bed last night
Chris : Yeah bro she spit wrong
Carter : Bro wtf
by VideoStorm March 8, 2023
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Carters Bowl

Putting your feces in a bowl, stirring it up, and ejaculating inside the bowl, while wanking your Weiner in a cheese grater. After you finish stirring, you go out and serve it to the first homeless person you can find. If they don't accept your offering you dump the mix of sperm and feces onto their head.
"Hey, man do you want to go Carters Bowl people? Lets see if people will eat it all"
by Mrs Ma'am April 15, 2024
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Cartered

Cartered (Car-ter-d)
A north of the 49th parallel term originating within the borders of Canada. First thrust into public consciousness during the gold rush days in the Yukon, regarded as meaning incredible shortfalls and extreme unluckiness when success has been all but guaranteed . A term identifying an unlucky loser whose game playing is unmatched and often avoided by other players due to vortex of losing that follows and routinely due to association. Getting Cartered was documented in a 1914 article that may never have been written, in which a high profile dentist had placed a $100 bet on a horse race at their local track. This tactician of molars chose the horse “ShotsonGoal” for a win that paid a return of $10k. The horse won the race by 4 lengths, with the sharp dressed dentist getting “Cartered” by the horse winning.. but…the jockey was knocked off the horse at the start of the race, thus disqualifying the horse and making his ticket a loser!
Getting Cartered-

“Tarheels up by 2 over Duke and a Last minute three at the buzzer makes for a Duke victory as time expires”- Getting Cartered since the Tarheels were taken for win and the spread!
by Bjorn Philipsonbergstein July 25, 2024
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