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Aggressive Caroling 

Caroling an unexpected song with lots of energy. The song does not have to be a Christmas song as long as your caroling and jumping around.
Aggressive Caroling Crowd singing:
1) "You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why... CAUSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

2) (Bells jingling followed by) "OH SH**, SHAKE DAT ASS MA, MOVE IT LIKE A GYPSY, STOP, WHOA, BACK IT UP, NOW LET ME SEE YOUR HIPS SWING!"
Aggressive Caroling by JdogTwodolla December 22, 2009
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Caranoing 

For an older man to look at a young girl with sexual desire.
Drew: Hey Mike, are you caranoing?
Mike: Hells yeah.
Drew: YOU COULD LITERALLY HAVE GRANDCHILDREN HER AGE!!!
Caranoing by QuotingAD May 8, 2014

Crooning 

Me and Samantha vacationed to Tokyo and spent the week Crooning
Crooning by ThaRaspBerriKing August 12, 2016
Cadooning means larping, especially Star Wars larp, named after Jeremy Hartwell Cadena, because of his excessive Star Wars larp.
Jeremy: *ignites Templar Sword*

Everyone else: Stop Cadooning.
Cadooning by 14_yellowface_88 March 30, 2022

Nick Cannoning 

When a person has too many kids at once.
Damn that motherfucker has 11 kids!! he needa stop Nick Cannoning

Larsoning 

To cancel, or desperately wish to cancel, plans you eagerly made. The more enthusiastic you were when you made the plans, the more you wish you wouldn’t have made them.
I’m supposed to go for drinks tonight but I’m thinking of Larsoning out.
Larsoning by Lattecap September 19, 2020

Canadian Caroling 

The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.
I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Julie's house.
Canadian Caroling by Tractor Pete August 19, 2007