Carrot

An evil vegetable that is trying to take over the world.

The carrots are coming!!!

by Karamazov15 September 20, 2016

Carrots

What makes women beautiful. If you dont believe me, ask Louis Tomlinson.

Liam: What makes a girl beautiful?
Louis: ....Carrots!!!!!!!

by SOME AWESOME DIRECTIONER. December 19, 2011

Carroting

The art of becoming a carrot.

Johnny took a selfie of himself and Mark Carroting. It was amazing.

by Cohn Jelly September 14, 2014

Carroted

When in RuneScape, you go up to someone you don't like and perform the jig emote. A substitute word can be "Owned."

Djbabycarrot: *performs jig emote*
Djbabycarrot: "Carroted."

by ily blc November 21, 2010

carrots

An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.

On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.

by b-rett62436 August 29, 2008

Carrots

A healthy, low fat alternative to smack.

"I almost gave some money to a hobo the other day, but then I thought, he'll only spend it on smack, so I bought him a bag of carrots instead."

by ring_leader_uk May 14, 2009

Carrot

A bogan/skezzy who piles on foundation and fake tan like there's no tomorrow. When a punk skezzy and a carrot skezzy breed, they give birth to an Emo Carrot Skezzy, who grazes schools and local malls in ugg boots, denim short shorts, orange faces and heavy black eyes. They normally have crusty bleach-blonde hair as well.

Gosh! Janice is such a carrot! She had the fake tan all over her hands, too! Not to mention some OTHER substance...

by Jobana K March 8, 2008