Tucker Carlson

An absolute idiot from that one show on Faux News. He is super rich and was born into wealth and yet still tries to convince his 63+ year old audience that he's "still just one of dem plain folk." He kisses Donald J. Trump's ass and tries to tell everyone that "LIBERAL BAD." He is, however, very smart. Possibly with an IQ in the excess of 56.

The IQ of every Tucker Carlson viewer combined is still not as much as the average liberal's.

by A great mind... October 17, 2020

corisa carlson

One of the most perfect and greatest people on the planet, some sources have said "you get lost in her eyes" this refers to how beautiful she is and has the nicest eyes ever seen

Corisa Carlson is the greatest person you could ever get a chance to meet

by Wtf is Boston May 8, 2017

Tucker Carlson

A Fox News pundit with a small and punchable face.

Tucker Carlson has such a small face. I want to punch it so badly.

by akt858 September 4, 2020

Tucker Carlson

That one Fox News anchor who gets angry at unsexy m&ms and shares dinner with pedophiles

Bob: "Remember that one time when Tucker Carlson said that one racist thing?"
Jo: "Which time he has said a lot of racist things"

by UnlimitedCringe January 24, 2022

Carlson Becker

Extremely Dank person who has the dankest memes and is the top 🆑🅾️⛎✝️

He is a dank Carlson Becker

by Scronchinatpr February 15, 2018

CarlosPunch

When you've finished eating a pie, but you're still hungry. You know you're not hungry enough to eat another pie but you're also too hungry to ignore it. So you perform oral sex instead.

Man, I really CarlosPunched the hell out of my wife, it was very exhausting, next time I'll hire someone to do it for me.

by leftoverfruit July 3, 2021

Carlson Deshawn Anthony Dennis

A jamaican short freshmen at transit tech

carlson deshawn anthony dennis is short.

by chokemeharderdaddy April 10, 2023