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Carl Sagan was(R.I.P) an astronomer who was in awe of the universe, its galaxies, how it all worked, why, what it consists of. The list could go on and on. He was in love with astronomy. Carl sagan had a tv series as well known as the cosmos. Carl made learning about astronomy even MORE interesting, breathtaking, and fun. Carl sagan was a sexy, turtleneck wearing, intelligent, star gazing, time traveling astronomer who made huge leaps in the field of astronomy through teaching, researching, and exploring.
Yeah pete is smart and cute,but he is not for me because he is NO Carl Sagan.
by Andromedamm November 5, 2010
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Cold Carl Sandwich

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A piece of shit rolled up in a Subway wrapper and put in the fridge at a frat house. (a Blimpie or Quizno's wrapper works just as well.)
"You shoulda seen his face when he almost bit into that cold carl sandwich"
by CharlesVA August 5, 2006
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Carl Sagan

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A famous scientist who studies things such as the cosmos. He became famous through his thirteen-episode television show, cosmos: a personal voyage.
I sure like Carl Sagan's narration on the Cosmos show.
by Seshie January 16, 2009
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The most ghetto junior high in Illinois. Best class was class of 2019. Everyone knew Javi H, from being a goat, Jack S, with his long hair, Angela with her red ass cheeks, Allie E and Chase B swapping more salvia then an ocean, and Conor B being a dumbass. Carl Sandburg had the worst food choices, as well as cute girls. They all were disgusting as fuck or had ok personalities. It also had the most toxic ship account, which got taken down and the Owner was Angela Tisbert, and tried to cover herself by being Destanee S. The only decent looking girls were Naya S, who moved away, Oleysa U, (did she wear anything other than leggings?), Olivia T, Allie E (why’d she date a midget?) and Zarah. Everyone else...ugly. Carl Sandburg was the most Hispanic filled wannabe school ever.
Did you hear about Carl Sandburg Junior High?
Yeah! Everyone says it’s ghetto.
by realityhitsyou September 29, 2019
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Carl Sagan

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Carl Sagan is a man who studies the cosmos. He is not a priest...
His videos can most commonly be watched in Mr. Kruse's science classroom.
Carl Sagan is a beast. If he wasn't dead I would marry him and we would travel the cosmos together.
by Lorlenks May 25, 2009
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Carl Shaw

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Carl Shaw a gimpy fuck-boy who gets no bitches, smells like scrotal fumage, and drives a gay car. Hangs around the young women in his job despite being 56 and probably has erectile dysfunction. The man has not been able to pleasure his wife in years, and works in a dead-end job in which he thinks he's Elon Musk, but actually a wannabe Andrew Tate from Wish. Gets his shopping from Waitrose despite living in Gurnos, and acts like a BMW driver even when he's not in the car (A Douche and probably retarded). Family, friends, and colleagues can't stand him, when he enters the room they wait for him to leave. If he had hair he'd be ginger.
Carl Shaw looks horny asf when he comes out of the gift shop.
by Jules Henri November 28, 2022
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Located in orland park, illinois, on 131st Street and La Grange Road. It is a large chool of 4000, about half of them arab or some sort of brown, and the other half haters. The white population of sandburg is supposedly 89% but thats becuz arabs put that they are white.The Arabs of sandburg are the worst, segregating themselves and sitting in tables by the vending machines and constantly yelling "Wakka!" or "Gucci!"Every white male in the school wants to murder all of them, In the Race Wars of 07, the whites constantly dominated over the blacks and the arabs with brute force. In truth, sandburgs kids are some of the most ignorant and self-centered chuckleheads this world has ever seen. The girls at sandburg suck both ways. they are complete sluts or crazy stuck up bitches. The freshmen class is notorious for banging seniors.the worst features of carl sandburg is the football team. They talk as if they have amounted to everything, but in reality,they suck dick. Not to mention they are so roided up that their nipples and chest have stretchmarks and their noses look like squidward.Another small fad taking part in sandburgs alumni is "gangs" which are hardly gangs. The Gangs that exist are the "Brew Crew", a bunch of football throwing, beer swigging, cockmunchers, "The Block Squad", a bunch of potheads, and, possibly the gayest, "The Guap Squad" which is the biggest group of socially retarded rejects that have no lives or goals.Overall, sandburg is a school of cliques
Kid: You go to Carl Sandburg High School?
Sandburgian: AWWHHH YEAAA! EAGLES!!!!
Kid: Fucking faggot
by RedmanChew August 1, 2012
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