Narration 

The act of narrating your own life

Person 1"I sat down at looked disgustingly at my meal. I never told her that I hate her cooking but some how I think she knows".

Person 2"Stop the damn Narration".

Narration by chavo190 July 26, 2011

Narratophilia 

So basically, its a kink in which a person with said kink, enjoys the narration of sexual acts that have happened, will happen to themselves or other people.

"yeah, i'm a narratophiliac"

"fuc thats hot"

Narratophilia by life_is_weird_102 June 6, 2019

Narratophilia 

is a sexual fetish, in which the telling of dirty and obscene words or stories to a partner is sexually arousing

I'm a narratophiliac

Narratophilia by lolitalogophila December 6, 2016

Your Narrator 

The man with a voice and apart of the green gang his voice strikes fear into the purple gang

Dude Your Narrator's voice made the purple gang run away DAWG!

Your Narrator by meme rememe May 26, 2020

Obsessive Compulsive Narrator 

A person who sits at the movies or in home watching a movie, and feels the need to describe every thing happening in the movie, as if they are sitting there Narrating for a blind person.

O.C.N.:
"They just entered the house, they're walking down the hallway, no sign of the bad guy yet. OMG, the bad guy just jumped out of the closet!"

Anoyed person:
"Would you stop being such an Obsessive Compulsive Narrator?! We have eyes of our own, we can see for our selves!"

Obsessive Compulsive Narrator by Redwings Addict February 5, 2010

The Narrator 

A male who, while engaged in sexual activity, will narrate, or provide commentary of events and actions as he makes them.

Kurt decided to be The Narrator last night, so I left.

The Narrator by sublimelover420 April 18, 2010

Naycation 

A summer spent without a vacation. Naycations have become increasingly popular since the 2000s, due to the economic recession. Naycations are usually confused with staycations, but they are different due to with staycations one usually just does things in their own town, and during naycations you just stay inside your home.

Comes from 'nay' meaning no, and 'cation' as in va'cation', thus: Naycation.

Person 1: Hey! Where are you going this summer?
Person 2: My mom says money's tight right now, so we're just gonna have a naycation.
Person 1: Aw, man. That sucks! Me and the fam are going to Paris.

Naycation by Lee Anna Marks June 14, 2009