Cum Carpet

A female's jizz-covered pubis mons, unshaved.

I blasted a hot load on Brittany's cum carpet last week!

by JungleVIP August 20, 2013

Greasy Carpet

A middle aged man's anus that hasn't been wiped or cleaned in a decade.

Stanley wiped his greasy carpet on Noelle yesterday.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

tragic carpet

when someone’s (usually a female’s) carpet is not shaved to the point of full bush or shaven very poorly

When I went down on her, her tragic carpet turned me gay and made me miss the homies.

by CEO of BDE June 8, 2020

carpet pilot

An Arab who flies on a magical carpet.

see towlhead

Saffiyah clapped her hands and twenty flying men appeared at her side, each well trained in the art of combat.

by Lurido February 1, 2005

Carlet

The name of the baddest bitch in the popular game of (Fortnite) with the (sweatiest) game play above all others.

That kid is a (sweaty) (carlet) bruh

by Shit is Real June 6, 2020

carpet bagger

In the post-US Civil War South, carpetbaggers were Northerners who moved to the South to take advantage of the unstable social, financial, and political climate. They were called "carpetbaggers" to imply that they were such poor, transient characters that they merely moved south carrying all their possessions in a carpet-bag. A carpet-bag, by the way, isn't a bag for carrying carpet, but a soft-sided suitcase or satchel made out of carpet.

Today, the phrase refers to someone who moves to a new location for opportunistic reasons.

Hillary is a carpet bagger.

by ScottRusty June 29, 2005

carbotarian

Someone who defies all diet rules and eats only food high in carbohydrates and starch

"I'm a carbotarian. I only eat bread, pasta, cereal, cake, pies, muffins, rice, potatoes, etc."

by Steph & Renee April 28, 2005