cavemanners

the behavioral conduct demonstrated by cavemen during various occasions.

"He appeared well-groomed and civilized, though his cavemanners at the restaurant left much to be desired."

by connie m August 23, 2011

Modern Caveman

When there is a huge blizzard outside and there is snow blocking your doors and you can't get out.

"This blizzard is so bad, I feel like a Modern Caveman stuck in my own home."

by crazyfunnycool February 6, 2010

Captain Caveman's Nose

Slang for the clitoris.

Ooh, captain caveman's nose has just smelt something

by Captain Morgana July 26, 2010

Hobo-Caveman

Someone that lives in the 21century like a hobo in the prehistoric times

Sat why you eating chicken of the floor! You are such a hobo-caveman

by Spacechicken89 February 14, 2019

caveman style

When the level of sexual passion is so high that one's primal instincts to have extremely energetic and wild sex take over.

1."Girl, he went berzerk and rocked my booty caveman style!"

2. "Ooh baby, lets go out in the backyard so we can bump uglys caveman style."

by canta March 15, 2010

Frozen Caveman

When at a party, you place a turd in the back of the hosts' freezer, hidden so as not to be found for quite a long time.

Chuck is such a dick. At his party Friday, I left him a frozen caveman behind the Christmas ham.

by iNOMable snowman August 24, 2008

Filthy Caveman

After a long night of playing drums for a rocking band in hot bar or club, a now hot, sweaty, stinky, hairy, and somewhat dirty drummer sneeks apon an unsuspecting individual and rubs all over said individual while dry humping, in a doggie-style manner the now victims leg. The result of this action is the showing of the drummer's dominateing power and the ability to ward of other beasts from what the drummer now claims his as his own. The drummer may claim one or many it is all depending on his energy and physical condition as well as how many drunks he must defend his now prize from. Hilarity and both a terrible stench, and chafing can result from this action

Al: Dude did you hear what happened at the Missed Conception show last night?
Damien: No what happened at the Missed Conception show last night.
Al: The drummer gave Suzi a FILTHY CAVEMAN!!!

Damien: Oh that is awesome, I bet Sarah was totally jealous!

Al: Yeah I know she was, I heard he wasn't wearing pants.

by Daveoftheboomboom November 1, 2011