Calamity Cards

An awesome fucking dark-fantasyroguelike deckbuilder game made by the a person named SkylarkGSH

In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.

Person 1: "Dude I just figured out the lor of Calamity Cards!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"

by DeadBranchORCawSimp February 5, 2023

a calamity of a clusterfuck

When the issue at hand is of such great magnitude and awe the only way to explain is by having an a and two magnitive descriptive words.

At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!

by kimmiesthougthsat2:14 August 17, 2013

sea calamity

A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.

A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.

by poisonIvy March 3, 2019

AFH Calamity

When you get a cramp while you’re taking a number 1

Larry: Dude I went through the AFH Calamity at the movies yesterday!
Porter: When you get a cramp while peeing?!

Larry: Precisely!

by ATG6923 May 5, 2022

Greek Calamine

In french, the phenomenon is only seen in Greece. It's abstract.

Geoffrie: You know the Greek Calamine?
Alecksis: Yes

by The New Jersey Times December 19, 2022

calamine lotion

pink lotion that you use on something like chicken pox and makes you look retarded, but luckily if you have chicken pox you wont be going anywhere anyway

I put some calamine lotion on the chicken pox and then my girlfriend saw me and said "what the hell is that shit? you look retarded."

by your worst nightmare1 September 10, 2010

Calamity DEWPAB

a person of calamitous nature who blunders around everywhere and who also makes grave errors of judgement and creates awkwardness

do you know that guy who pulled another boy after he smashed that mustard pot and chundered on his shoes?
yeah man, he is such a calamity dewpab

by CGPo May 29, 2010