crack-ccident

When your butt crack accidentally becomes exposed.

Make sure your pants are too baggy, Otherwise you might have a crack-ccident.

by TheLaughingCow August 14, 2009

Accidental Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Accidental Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and looking like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

Shaving Victim: Why would I pay someone to shave my beard? Your mom does it for free when I give her a mustache ride.

Friend: ...

by Pringlescan July 24, 2009

accidentally in love

One of greatest songs of all time known famous by Counting Crows, guaranteed to put you in in a good mood, no matter what condition your in :).

Dude, Accidentally In Love, that's my shit right there!

by awe7197 October 26, 2013

accident brown

Accident Brown is everything and nothing all at once. It is a bodily function, an excuse, a religion, a place and a really clumsy detective.

Q: Why did you kick that orphan?

A: Accident Brown.

by Adalisaline Stazarateny February 25, 2017

Jaccident

When you inadvertently cut or hurt yourself while masturbating.

Be careful down there, I had a jaccident and cut myself last night.

by Boner Martin December 19, 2010

maccident

The purchase of a Mac instead of a PC.

I was at Best Buy the other day computer shopping and got myself into a huge maccident.

by jmschu2 January 18, 2008

ACCIDENT

An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.

Typically, having shat oneself.

Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!"
Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..."
Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that sumbitch!"

by Drew D'Jew March 26, 2004