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Buttsumption

The eating, drinking, or ingesting of something by way of the anus.

Sometimes the insertion (but not consumption) of objects into the anus may also be referred to as buttsumption.

A term that usually accompanies anal sex with a very loose anus. The extra flaps of moist skin form a seal around the penis, acting as a plunger and sucking it inwards and onwards, deeper into the abyss.

The butt seems as though it is swallowing the penis whole.
Mark: "Hey dude, you ever had a beer enema? Gets you drunk like mad crazy!"
Paul: "Think I'll pass on that one."

Hannah: "Stuffing my bum with acorns."
Jack: "I don't think those are meant for human buttsumption."

Tom: "Hey Bro, heard you got anal from Alice last night?!"
Jerry: "Yeah. Too bad her anus was loose as a clown's pocket. Her butt almost swallowed me whole!"
Tom: "Damn, dude. Sounds like a case of penile buttsumption!"
by Angrywank March 17, 2013
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buttcrispy

"whats a Buttcrispy?"

"it's like a Rice Crispy, but it comes out your butt"

as said by Lola the German Shepard puppy on 12th feb 2017
by darwins February 12, 2017
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buttjump

My asshole hurts because I got buttjumped walking home drunk from the casino.
by just one of the homies June 17, 2021
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buttramper

When one shoves a conical tube into another's rectum becoming larger in thinkness as it dives deeper and deeper
Late last evening, I entered an orgy with a buttramper and that's when things got very interesting.
by Buttramper 2.0 July 20, 2014
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Buttpump

Butt pump/pumping is the action that takes place during anal sex.
Lemmie give you a good hard butt pump baby!
by Carl August 28, 2003
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banana buttcrunch

Inserting a banana long-ways between your ass cheeks and squeezing as tightly as possible. The only successful banana buttcrunch is one that caused the inner banana to launch out the side of the peel.
OH shit son, how are you so good at doing a banana buttcrunch!?
by TTTHeeeh Juggernaut June 3, 2006
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Buttcram

The art of putting way too much stuff into your rear end.

A name you can call someone who likes putting things up their rear end.
"You are a master of buttcram"

"Oi! Buttcram!"
by Rich T July 16, 2006
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