butt monkey

someone who tends to other peoples wishes

"Steve: thanks for being a good butt monkey susan, and putting my coat away"

by Sean January 31, 2005

butt monkey

person or persons employed at a state mental institution pretending to work in order to draw a paycheck while only coming to work on paydays.

Paul has been the top butt monkey at New Mexico State Hospital since 1999.

by Wanda May 8, 2003

butt monkey

One who has lots of butts, so many butts that the butts are coming out of their hair. Like 100 butts.

Man, my sister is such a butt monkey. she has like 100 butts, so many that they are coming out of everywhere including her hair.

by Nat80 August 29, 2013

butt monkey

a person who likes to act like a monkey as in a gibon playfull and loves to climb.

1. comparing a person to a gibon.
2. nickname to a monkey like child "yo buttmonkey" plus its buttmonkey not butt monkey.

by cye liburd July 7, 2006

butt monkey

pretty much everyone at one time or another. Probably not the best outlook i could have on life but never the less the one i stand by. allows an insult to be given that confuses the aggressive shaved gorilla in your face long enough to scarper and hence avoid inevitable kickin'

that guy/girl on/in tv, radio, that store, that car (insert own topic/situation) is such a butt monkey!

by jimbob November 17, 2003

butt monkey

James "The Rocket" aka: Monkey Pole

Rocket's an anal-dwelling butt monkey

by The Fridge July 15, 2004

Butt Monkey

A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.

David is a butt monkey

by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022