Adam: Did you hear Brandon needed 612 stitches in his asshole?
Nick: Britton Williams. (Shakes head in disgust)
Nick: Britton Williams. (Shakes head in disgust)
by GFYMNIGGER October 6, 2021
Get the Britton Williams mug.The sexual process that involves four intricate and well- timed steps. The first step is the naturual step of having intercourse. The second step involves the pulling out of your penis right before ejaculation and the quick yet precise aiming of your fluid towards your partners eye. The third step is made after the successful completion of blinding your partner with your ejaculatory man juice missile and at the very moment that your partner begins stumbling around blinded. For this step, you must grab a blanket or comforter and wrap them with it. The fourth step is the immediate throwing of them out of a window- consecutive with the wrapping of them in a blanket.
When performed correctly, this process should only take a few seconds at most - starting from the ejaculation period and ending at the desired tossing of your partner out of a window.
On the street it is shortened and called by "fred".
When performed correctly, this process should only take a few seconds at most - starting from the ejaculation period and ending at the desired tossing of your partner out of a window.
On the street it is shortened and called by "fred".
Yesterday, I was inspired by Taco Bell, and in a flatulent rage, I performed the flying blind burritto on my woman - she landed in the bushes outside, and looked like she was covered by guacamole. It was EPIC.
by The squeemish taco chucker February 3, 2008
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Something you say to a guy who has gonorrhea because their penis stings like it has been exposed to a hot and spicy burito. Can also be said to a mexican.
Justin: Yo my dick stings!
Tyler: That's cause you have a buritodick.
Justin: mmm that sounds good.
Tyler: your fucking gay!
Tyler: That's cause you have a buritodick.
Justin: mmm that sounds good.
Tyler: your fucking gay!
by Grorge Shrinks August 4, 2006
Get the buritodick mug.When two gay males have unprotected sex, and one male ejaculates into the other male's ass. The "Britton" (AKA the male that ejaculated) will then suck the semen back out of the ass and swallow it.
"My friend was feeling very raunchy. He decided to give his long-time partner, Bill, a dirty Britton. He gagged afterwards. Not cool."
by Too to da Sheyy January 16, 2010
Get the Dirty Britton mug.A Britton, is oftentimes a spazzy kid who enjoys making others moderately uncomfortable. (The kind of uncomfortable where you tell the story of your encounter with said Britton, in a way that doesn't seem like it scarred you emotionally.) He, or sometimes she, likely dosen't give a crap what anybody thinks about him/her so he/she will be willing to act like a dingus in public and isn't afraid to be viewed as a fojangler. Also loves being around people.
Dan: Yeah, and then this weird Britton and I accidentally made eye contact, and he wouldn't look away and i couldn't for some reason... Haha, it was freaking weird!
Garth: Was it a creepy stare?
Dan: Nope, well yes, but in a funny way!
Garth: Oh, cool wanna go make animal sounds at people from in our car?
Dan: Heck yeah i want to!
Other Guy That Was Part Of The Conversation: You guys are a bunch of Brittons, I'm taking a nap.
Garth: Was it a creepy stare?
Dan: Nope, well yes, but in a funny way!
Garth: Oh, cool wanna go make animal sounds at people from in our car?
Dan: Heck yeah i want to!
Other Guy That Was Part Of The Conversation: You guys are a bunch of Brittons, I'm taking a nap.
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