benoit

To kill oneself in a violent manner. Also used to kill oneself and their immediate family.

See also Banoit which is used to tell one to go out in a blaze of glory by disrupting a forum or chatroom with inappropriate material.

Go benoit yourself
benoit self
benoit yourself now

by balzak August 30, 2007

Chris Benoited

Modern terminology for a murder suicide made popular by ex wwe wrestler Chris benoit when he killed his family and then himself

Jaysus, I narrowly avoided being Chris benoited when she had that meltdown.

by Bigfishsmallpond January 31, 2010

Benoit

To murder one's family using wrestling moves and pillows. Not a true Benoit unless you then kill yourself with a weight machine.

Can also be used as an insult towards those who you desire to see deceased.

OPTIONAL: If desired, one can also place Bibles near the bodies for dramatic effect.

Man 1: My wife's been hastling me to fix the crack in the ceiling.

Man 2: "Benoit the bitch"

Man 1: That's not a bad idea....

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Person 1: The zoo was so fun yesterday.

Person 2: Benoit yourself

by Ben-moi. August 31, 2007

Benoit

To murder your family in cold blood and then kill yourself. A murder-suicide.

What did you just say about my mom, bitch? Don't make me go Benoit on your ass.

by Stinqfist July 31, 2007

Benoit

Benoit or Mclovin for short is a person that gets pussy every night and every woman wants to sleep with him

Wow, you slept with jeremy’s mom you are such a Benoit

by Crutchers and Fruit Pastille November 19, 2020

bundit

name of a hot cambodian boy whose parents want him to become a doctor so bad they named him “doctor” in khmer

bundit is literally so cool

by buntits October 20, 2021

benoîte

Benoîte is broken inside, but she is stronger than a bed bug. She'll never marry a musician again.

Benoîte is so cool !

by Mangeunsandwich November 22, 2021