funk-diddly-umptious

A funk, foulness, or hideousness so extremely repulsive, it is almost desirable or appealing.

A dialectical object or state of an object that should disgust but somehow intrigues rather than repels.

The stain she left on my sheets was totally funk-diddly-umptious, I almost didn't wash them.

Strip Club Customer A: Did you just see where in da hell that ping-pong ball just came out of?
Strip Club Customer B: Yeah, that was SO funk-diddly-umptious.

Dang, I must have been really drunk with all the sake and sushi! Look how funk-diddly-umptious my puke looks!

by Machiavellisbitch April 3, 2006

Dumptious

Feeling the need to move the bowels. A polite way to inform others that you have to take a shit.

i.e.: "I'm feeling a little dumptious." or "begging your pardon ma'am, but my guts are full of chimichanga and I'm quite dumptious at the moment." or "I'm sure what you're telling me is really important but I'm too dumptious to give a shit."

by Snizzi Numbchucks September 11, 2013

Rumptious

a Scrumptious Rump.

"Hey dude, that girl is Rumptious!"

by socialmediaocrity May 22, 2018

bunctious

girl with that FIIIIIINE bootay

"Girl you BUNCTIOUS!"

by aids and titties November 13, 2019

Lumptious Booty Crumb

When you a girl (or man) out so hard her ass cheeks fall out

Girl : My Lumptious booty crumb is gonna fall out!
Kyle : ok

by lumptiousballs July 16, 2021

Bumphouse

An exclamation word. Similair to holy shit, fuck, etc.

**While watching a wicked play on a basketball game** "OH MY BUMPHOUSE!"

by chatham November 20, 2003

Numptious

An adjective to try to begin to describe the indescribable taste of an item, whether it be food or a person who is attractive, as delicious.

"Mmm! This cheeseball is so numptious!"; "Look at that guy at the bar. He's numptious!"

by Booism July 28, 2009