beamer

a nice BMW

"Hey, look at that blue beamer over there."

by angler4941 January 17, 2009

beamers

When a woman's breasts are very perky. Almost to the point where they're pointing upwards, like your high-beam headlights on a car.

"Man! That bitche's beamers are starin me right in the face!"

by Zebulante elZorro March 6, 2008

Beamer

A person whose life is devoted to playing video games.

Word originates from the beaming that goes on between said beamer and the tv set on which he is playing his game.

Jim called himself a gamer; but everyone at school made fun of him calling him a beamer.

by DimDog December 27, 2008

beamer

A BMW motorcycle. NOT to be confused with bimmer, a BMW automobile.

"Hey Ian, check out my new beamer!"
"Thats a sedan not a motorcycle jackass"

by bmw enthuisist July 2, 2009

steamer beamer

When you are having intercourse with a female, just as the man is about to cum... he flexs his bum cheeks to squees out a perfect turd log, in which is launched at full speed in to the females face, covering her entire facial area. once you have compelted that tha man can continue to cum on her belly.

"Good morning Boss, Im running a little late this morning as i gave Shelly a Steamer Beamer last night! i havn't quite cleaned up the mess!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"

by Sebastian O'Connor August 9, 2006

beamer

A person with a bright persona.

Lilian is such a beamer.

by anonymouskevin November 21, 2020

Beamer Buddy

A a pair of teens that both own Bmw cars and have sex on the regular occasion.

I’m going to Netflix and chill with my Beamer Buddy.

by Beamer Boy696969 May 2, 2021