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by brokesquid February 8, 2019
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Brodester

A combination bro, chode, hipster. Usually migrate in groups, and with the right actions can be easily befriended. Although most prevalent in college towns and near beaches, these specimens can be found intermingling within most friend groups.

CAUTION: If a Brodester is allowed access to Natty Light, Attractive Women, or Animal Collective, the consequences could be dire.
Male 1: "Hey, should we hit up that party on 14th?"
Male 2: "Nah, I heard from Courtney it's full of Brodesters"

Brian: "Dude, you're such a brodester!"
Chaz: "You just dont Understand me..."
by Pocketchips April 24, 2010
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broketober

When it is October but you’re broke to do anything or even buy candy
Hey are you celebrating Halloween?
Broke guy: nah man it’s broketober for me
by Arrrrreeesu October 4, 2019
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Shittus Blokest

Shittus Blokest is the Latin term for shit bloke. This term was created centuries ago about one of the shittest blokes to every walk the Earth would repay people who bought him a regular coffee with a small coffee or by dogging the boys whenever the ladies wanted something. Surprisingly though the ego of a Shittus Blokest hinders blokes from perusing lasses who are super keen on them. Instead shading them for there mates ex
Geeez settle don’t cobba no need to be a Shittus Blokest

Wow you would be a Shittest Blokest
by XxBigLezxX July 10, 2021
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bromestic partnership

A bromestic partnership is when two males who were previously in a bromance upgrade to a higher standard of friendship and become bestfriends, brothers, roommates, etc.
Girl: aww you two have a bromance. so cute!

Guy: Its not a bromance. Jake and I are in a bromestic partnership.

Girl: Oh I didn't know you two were that great of friends.
by dtf ROBOcop May 10, 2011
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Brotesters

A group of bros who strongly disagree with government policies, such as bromance not being a legaly binding contact.
That group of brotesters must be protesting that "Bromance" isn't a valid relationship status on the upcoming census.
by RusticFlare July 26, 2016
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Brokenstocks

Off brand Birkenstocks. You’re so broke that you can’t afford real bIrks.
Alice's Brokenstocks look real.
by mooshmoo October 31, 2017
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