blue light brigade

(S. Afr.) VIP protection motorcade.

Blue light brigades consist of between five and twenty black SUVs with tinted windows and flashing blue lights, depending on the overinflation of the ego of the obnoxious fatcat contained therein.

Blue light brigades have been known to force honest taxpaying motorists off the road or even shoot at them. They don't stop a traffic lights, drive in emergency lanes and break every possible traffic law.

In South Africa, the proper road etiquette when encountering one is to drive into their lane and block them for as long as possible without endangering your own vehicle, hoot repeatedly and wind down your window to give them the finger. You should also politely request all your passengers to give them the finger too.

I almost got rammed by a blue light brigade the other day. There were 20 vehicles in it, so it must have been Jacob Zuma or someone. I blocked him for 15 seconds and gave him the finger though.

by George McBob May 7, 2009

love brigade

a group of 5 close friends who attended school together and have a deep trust and honour

the love brigade got together on the weekends to biddle

by jamesadams66 April 5, 2007

red hat brigade

Colloquialism for attendees of IndyCar events, identifiable by the red hats they wear, who did not pay for their tickets and who are only attending because Marlboro had sent them free tickets vouchers in the mail; each Marlboro 'guest' gets a red hat when they exchange their voucher for a ticket at the track.

The crowd at that last crapwagon race was pathetic! The track has 100,000 seats but the place was only quarter full of gomers, if that, and most of those were members of the red hat brigade!

by BigIRLfan May 16, 2009

The Black Pants Brigade

A term used to describe a theoretical group of women across the globe who feel individually compelled to wear black pants in an attempt to minimize the visual impact of their own fleshy pulchritude.

As a longstanding member of The Black Pants Brigade, I recently found the freedom to toss the black pants and began wearing neon lime green pants instead!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2021

bum brigade

A large number of people of the homeless persuasion gathering together in one place. They can usually be seen massing by bridges or wherever there are cardboard boxes to be found. Usually travelling in packs, when you see one member of this brigade you can usually find the rest. Markings include layers upon layers of winter coats, which aid in escape when confronted by predators by creating a mass of confusion, much like zebra stripes.

Some guy: Dude, I saw a trail of winter coats leading down to your block from the train! What the hell happened?

Some other guy: O that's nothing, the bum brigade was passing through. I think they migrated.

by kAte the great ! December 20, 2007

Scab Brigade

A group of people whom behave unruly and distastefully when in public places. These "scabicals" often speak raucously and have very few manners when it comes to others. These groups can especially be found in places like parties, fetes or any other large gathering of festivities.

Derle - "I mean, no decency even at an event like school sports."
Ajni - "What did you expect, their all one big scab brigade"

Derle - "Look at those ghetto girls boy, this party is going to be interesting"
Chad - "Yeah you keep talking, but i'm gonna go follow that scab brigade"

by ChriDe February 28, 2011

Bumming Brigade

Three guys who think they have all the swag, and walk around acting like they might even get a glimpse of a vagina that night. they also have that one extra guy, who isn't as much of an arse hole, but still isn't someone you'd want to be around.

Essentially, the opposite of pussay patrol.

Guy 1: Who are you guys?
Guy 2: We are the pussay patrol
guy 1: Weird you look more like the bumming brigade
Stereotypical gangsta: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

by OhSh!tSon December 31, 2014